At least make sure they are 18
Why
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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