doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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