he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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