She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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