I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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