Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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