You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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