i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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