I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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