We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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