the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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