they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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