she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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