Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
sex in a hospital.. check
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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