i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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