I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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