That's intense
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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