oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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