Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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