So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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