We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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