Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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