fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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