hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.â€
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