4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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