Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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