been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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