What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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