Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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