So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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