ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She bit a glass in half.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Randomize
