she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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