Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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