It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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