How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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