Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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