Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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