ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
My vagina is very pro this idea
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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