Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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