My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Shame - the story of my life.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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