Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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