Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
