How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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