You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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