I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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