**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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