why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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