id be glad to
I think my fart just growled at me.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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