I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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