Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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