Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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