why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We don't watch enough power rangers
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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